Welcome to the Fuzzy Logic Excuses page! Here, you'll find a variety of excuses that are so vague, so unclear, and so utterly unconvincing that they'll make your head spin. Because, you know, that's just what you needed. More excuses in your life.
I had a conflict. Yeah, that's it. Conflict. A big, fuzzy, gray area that prevented me from doing... well, whatever it is you're asking me to do.
Time travelled to a time when I had more important things to do. Quantum uncertainty principle prevented me from making a decision.I was in a meeting. A meeting of the mind, where ideas swirled and swirled and swirled some more. And, you know, my brain got stuck in the vortex of thought.
Overthinking is a real thing, you know. It's like trying to solve a math problem while stuck in a perpetual loop of self-doubt.I was abducted by aliens. Yeah, it was those pesky little creatures from planet Zorgon. They had an excuse for me, but it was in a language I couldn't understand, and now I'm still waiting for their call back.
Interdimensional mail is a real thing, right?