Welcome to the most terrifying coffee shop in town. Our espresso machine has a mind of its own and will not hesitate to destroy anyone who dares to order a cappuccino.
Our expertly trained baristas are not experts in the classical sense, but more like "expert" in the "we'll just make it up as we go along" sense.
So, if you're feeling lucky, come on down and try your chances against our diabolical coffee machine.