Welcome, gladiators of the bizarre, to the most unpredictable, unhinged year of the 20th century! BizarroBrawl 1996 was a time of great change and even greater confusion. The world was a mess, but we didn't care. We were too busy fighting each other in a series of increasingly absurd battles.
From the Battle of the Mallrats to the Great Sock Puppet Uprising, 1996 was a year to remember. So, don your best "I'm a grown-up, but I still wear pleated pants" outfit, and get ready to relive the most bizarre year of the 20th century.
Stay tuned for the annual BizarroBrawl Awards, honoring the most creative uses of the phrase "I didn't do it, prophets!"
And don't forget to mark your calendars for the 1996 BizarroBrawl Reunion, where we'll relive the glory days of extreme ironing and questionable fashion choices.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, join us for the Extreme Ironing Championships! It's like ironing, but not.