Black Hole Surfing for Beginners: Don't Get Sucked In!

Warning: Black hole surfing is not for the faint of heart. Or brain. Or any other vital organs.

But hey, you want to be a black hole surfer extraordinaire, right? Alright, let's dive in!

Don't forget to wear your black hole surfing gear!

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