Don't even think about it, mate. Those little packets of "mystery meat" are NOT free snacks. Read more about the Free Snack Fiasco
Those spinning lights are NOT for show. They're actually a warning system, and if you get too close, you'll be sucked into the snack vortex. Check out our vortex safety tips
He's not a therapist, okay? Just don't even think about it. Read our staff policy document