Welcome, space cadets, to BlorpSquad, the most epic space-faring adventure in the cosmos!
You've crash-landed on a strange planet. The local wildlife is hostile. The air is toxic. But don't worry, you're not alone.
Our fearless leader, Captain Blorp, has taken notice of your predicament. They're on their way to save you from the clutches of the evil Gleeblorp.
Click here to learn more about our fearless leader and their trusty sidekick, a wise-cracking astrophile named Zorb.
Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to venture into the heart of the toxic jungle and face your fears.
But be warned: the Gleeblorps are not to be trifled with. They're sneaky, they're vicious, and they're always hungry for a good fight.
Good luck, space cadet! You're going to need it.