The prophets of the Glorious Bloop

As a Feeling

Here, we explore the mystical prophets of the Glorious Bloop, who have been known to predict the exact timing of your next existential crisis. Our prophets are like that one aunt at the family reunion, always a little too loud and a little too much.

They have foreseen the arrival of:

• The Glorious Bloop as a Social Event
• Our Prophets Are Like That One Aunt
• They See All The Things We See But See More