Welcome to Blooper Fails, where even the most basic attempts at success are hilariously terrible. We're not sure what's more impressive: our lack of talent or our lack of effort.
We're currently on a 6-month streak without a single successful project. That's not a record we're proud of.
If you're feeling down, just remember: we're all failing together. It's like a support group, but with more profanity.
Our team is comprised of the best and brightest (or, you know, not really). We're just trying our best.
Our office is a real mess. Don't worry, we're working on it.
We're not really sure what's going on, but it's definitely not good.
Chaos is just our middle name.