Max's Blooping Blooping Machine

Max's Blooping Blooping Machine is a marvel of modern engineering. It can Bloop. It can Bloop. And Bloop some more.

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Max's Blooping Blooping Machine (Note: The fictional machine is now operational, but be warned: it may cause excessive Blooping. Use at your own risk.)