Where code goes to die, and debugging becomes an art form.
Variable X is acting up. It's like, it just won't cooperate with the rest of the code. I've tried everything: variable declarations, type casting, even a good old-fashioned print statement to get it to spill its secrets.
But alas, it remains stubborn. Time to break out the big guns: a debugger, a print statement, and a healthy dose of magic.