Protect your hands from the crushing despair of adulthood with our official Bloopers Shop Glove of Doom. Features a built-in whoopee cushion and a 100% chance of getting fired.
Turn invisible at will with our official Bloopers Shop Invisibility Cloak. Because who needs human interaction, anyway?
Bake your way through the ages with our official Bloopers Shop Time-Traveling Toaster. Perfect for the budding time-traveling chef.
Get your shine on with our official Bloopers Shop Disco Ball Jacket. Features built-in platform shoes and a 99% chance of spontaneous combustion.
Bloopers Shop - Where the absurd is sold.
