Warning: Blooping is a highly advanced technique that should only be attempted by the most skilled practitioners. It involves applying a series of precise, intricate movements to a variety of unassuming objects, causing them to... well, bloop.
Chapter 1: Preparation
Before commencing, ensure your workspace is free from distractions. Remove any unnecessary items, including pets, children, and significant others. You should be alone in your Blooping chamber, surrounded by an assortment of unremarkable objects.