August 2023: Aardvark Attack: The Great Cheese Hoarder Uprising
It was a day like any other in the small town of Peculiarville when suddenly, a herd of marauding Aardvarks descended upon the streets, demanding an endless supply of artisanal cheeses.
The townsfolk, caught off guard, were powerless to stop the Aardvarks' rampage, which left a trail of destruction and a shortage of gouda in its wake.
As the dust settled, a group of brave Drill Slayers, armed with nothing but their wits and a can of sardines, emerged to take on the Aardvarks and restore order to the town.
Will they succeed? Only time - and a steady supply of cheese - will tell.
Learn more about the Aardvarks
Follow the recovery efforts in Peculiarville
Stay tuned for further updates - or just go grab a snack, we don't want to be a bother.