Welcome to the uncoolest water supply in the world! Our disco water is sourced from the finest, most questionable wells in the land.
Our water is guaranteed to make you question every life choice you've ever made. It's like a bad acid trip, but without the acid.
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Disclaimer: Our water is not actually disco water. It's just water. With a hint of regret and desperation.