On the morning of June 15, 2023, a catastrophic event occurred at the GooGooGates headquarters. A cup of steaming hot coffee was carelessly left on the keyboard of our beloved CEO, GooGooGates.
Witnesses reported seeing the CEO frantically trying to type a critical email while simultaneously attempting to drink the coffee with his mouth. The ensuing chaos resulted in a 3-minute system crash and a permanent deletion of the company's budget for Q2.
The investigation revealed that the CEO had been up all night, fueled by a mix of coding and Red Bull energy drinks. His caffeine levels were deemed " critically high" by experts.
As a result of this incident, the company has implemented new safety protocols, including a mandatory 15-minute break for all employees to enjoy a complimentary cup of decaf tea, and a "No Coffee on the Keyboard" policy.
Read the full investigation report for more information.
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