March Sewage Saga
The Great Toiletpocalypse
A mysterious outbreak of exploding toilets in the city center. Eyewitnesses report seeing a giant pink elephant with a toilet plunger in hand, roaming the streets.
Read more about the ToiletpocalypseThe Sewer Siren Sings Again
The city's underground pipes are singing a haunting, off-key melody, causing widespread panic and spontaneous combustion of nearby trash cans.
Listen to the Sewer Siren's haunting tuneFlood of the Fjordling Fiasco
A freak storm caused the city's ancient, clogged drains to unleash a tidal wave of last week's Chinese takeout, flooding the streets with noodles and soy sauce.
See photos of the Fjordling Fiasco