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This is not prophets, but actual predictions from our team of expert disaster forecasters. The probability of a September tsunami is 99.9%.
Don't get swept away! Visit our Disaster Diet page for tips on how to survive the impending doom.
Or, for a chance to win the grand prize, participate in our Sweepstakes. You might just win a year's supply of canned beans.
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First Prize: A year's supply of canned beans (worth 1000 dollars)
Second Prize: A set of waterproof headphones (worth 200 dollars)
Third Prize: A certificate of participation (signed by our CEO, Mr. Blunder)
By participating, you acknowledge that you are aware of and agree to the risks associated with tsunamis, including but not limited to:
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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