Time Traveler's Insurance Co. - Disclaimer
Warning: Time Paradox Ahead
By entering this website, you acknowledge that you are aware of the risks associated with time travel. Our insurance policies may not cover all possible outcomes, including but not limited to:
- Predestination Syndrome: You may experience an existential crisis upon learning that your actions were always meant to happen.
- Time Loop Induced Madness: Repeated attempts to correct past mistakes may result in infinite loops of confusion.
- Grandfather Paradox: Your presence may cause a significant disruption in the timeline, potentially erasing your own existence.
- Butterfly Effect: Small changes in the past may have unintended and catastrophic consequences.
Please note that our insurance policies are only valid in the following circumstances:
- You have read and understood the risks listed above.
- You are willing to sign the waiver and liability form, which can be found here.
If you are not willing to accept these risks, please do not proceed with your time travel plans.