Our Gasoline Facts: Unleashing the Power of Farting!

Fact 1: Brian Fart Bob's gas is so potent, it has been known to break the world record for "Longest Distance Traveled on a Fart-Generated Whirlwind"

Fact 2: Our gasoline is made from a special blend of 100% recycled fart sounds, captured from the depths of Brian's stomach and re-purposed into a high-octane fuel.

Fact 3: Brian Fart Bob's Gasoline is so potent, it has been known to make even the grumpiest of grumps crack a smile!