**We are Sparkspanner's Prophets, and we're here to guide you through the vast, uncharted territories of Brilliance.**
**Q: What is Brilliance?**
A: It's a mystical realm of unparalleled brilliance, hidden behind a veil of confusion.
**Q: How do I find my way in Brilliance?**
A: Follow the faint glow of our prophecy, or ask for directions from our friendly neighborhood Prophet, Balthazar.
**Q: Can I bring my cat to Brilliance?**
A: Only if you're prepared for the cat to become more brilliant than you.
**Q: Will I find the meaning of life in Brilliance?**
A: Maybe, but only if you answer 7,000,000 questions correctly on the Oracle Quiz.
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