Method 3: The Art of Reading Tea Leaves

Reading tea leaves is a time-honored tradition of gazing into the depths of a cup, searching for answers to life's greatest mysteries.

But have you ever wondered how to actually do it right?

Method 2: Predicting Pineapples, for the more advanced user

or, for a more... unconventional approach, try Method 1: Interpreting Cereal Boxes

But for now, let us focus on the noble pursuit of reading tea leaves.

Step 1: Steep the leaves in the tea.

Step 2: Gaze into the depths of the cup.

Step 3: Interpret the shapes and symbols that appear.

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you get a decent answer.