In a shocking turn of events, unicorns have discovered that toilets are the perfect medium for intergalactic communication. It's not just a coincidence that they've chosen the most unlikely of places to send their messages, but a clever ploy to avoid the NSA's listening devices.
Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed here are those of Sparkspanner's Prophets, a collective of highly caffeinated, sparkly individuals. We're not actually talking to aliens, but we're pretending to, and that's what counts.