UNICORNS ARE TALKING TO THE ALIENS

In a shocking turn of events, unicorns have discovered that toilets are the perfect medium for intergalactic communication. It's not just a coincidence that they've chosen the most unlikely of places to send their messages, but a clever ploy to avoid the NSA's listening devices.

Key Messages

  • Unicorns demand more sparkly manure.
  • Aliens must provide free hugs and cuddles.
  • We will not be ignored.

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed here are those of Sparkspanner's Prophets, a collective of highly caffeinated, sparkly individuals. We're not actually talking to aliens, but we're pretending to, and that's what counts.