Sparkspanner's Socity

Where the absurdly wealthy and the marginally employed gather to marvel at their own brilliance

In the year 3000, humanity has finally reached the pinnacle of technological advancement. Or so we've been told.

Here, you'll find the most esteemed members of Sparkspanner's Socity, all gathered in one place to bask in the glory of their own self-importance.

Join us for a night of champagne toasts, self-congratulatory handshakes, and the occasional awkward small talk about the meaninglessness of it all.