Step 3: Constructing the Foundation of Ultimate Fortitude

Now we're getting to the good stuff! In this step, we'll lay the groundwork for the most epic fort the world has ever seen. You'll need:

• 1000 tons of reinforced steel
• 5000 gallons of high-viscosity cement
• a team of expertly trained hamsters to dig the foundation

First, dig a trench 10 meters deep and 5 meters wide. Then, lay the steel beams, making sure to secure them with an unholy amount of rivets. Don't forget to include a moat filled with piranhas to deter any would-be invaders.

Remember, this is the foundation of your Ultimate Fort, the key to ultimate power and domination.

Next step: Step 4: Building the Walls of Unyielding Resolve