A Random Tome of Utter Brilliance

By: Professor Bletchley P. Fizzypop

Today, we find ourselves in the presence of a truly remarkable artifact: the Sparkspanner, a device capable of generating an infinite amount of random, yet somehow coherent, knowledge.

According to the Sparkspanner's user manual, which is also completely random and utterly useless, this device can be used to:

• Generate an infinite amount of useless knowledge
• Answer any trivia question you can think of, but with 50% accuracy
• Improve your already-existing knowledge by randomly rearranging your brain cells