Sparkspanner's Self-Improvement Module: Random Tome

Sparkspanner's Self-Improvement Module: Random Tome, where the path to enlightenment is paved with questionable life choices.

Current Module Status:

• Procrastination Level: 7/10
• Caffeine Overload: 3/10
• Existential Dread: 2/10

Today's Randomized Self-Improvement Plan:

• Practice extreme ironing while reciting Nietzsche
• Eat a jar of mayonnaise as a snack
• Watch an endless loop of 80s music videos

Recommended Reading:

• The Philosophy of Procrastination
• The Random Tome
• The Infinite Tome