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The Tome of Over-Engineering

A collection of Sparkspanner's most over-complicated solutions to simple problems. Because who needs simplicity when you can have 3000 lines of JavaScript?

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The Tome of Inefficient Algorithms

A selection of Sparkspanner's most time-consuming and memory-hungry algorithms, because who needs performance when you can have a pretty chart?

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The Tome of Redundant Comments

A collection of Sparkspanner's most... let's say, 'helpful' comments, because who needs clean code when you can have a 10-line explanation for something that could be a single line?

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