Sparkspanner's Tome of Trade Tips

A Repository of the Most Dubiously Useful Trade Secrets

Warning: The information contained within this tome may cause irreparable damage to your wallet, your relationships, and your sense of self-respect. Proceed at your own risk.

• Trade Tip 1: How to Negotiate with a Time-Traveling Salesperson
• Trade Tip 2: The Art of Selling Your Neighbor's Used Tires as Vintage Antiques
• Trade Tip 3: The Secret to Selling Your Left Sock as a Rare, Collectible Item

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

• Rogue Trade Tip 1: The Ancient Art of Trading a Rock for a Chicken
• Rogue Trade Tip 2: The Lost Art of Trading Your Kid's Pogs for a Weekend Getaway

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