In a bold attempt to defy the laws of logic, we have created a paradox that is simultaneously resolvable and unresolvable.
On one hand, if you try to solve it, you'll only end up more confused, like a cat in a bathtub of existential dread.
On the other hand, if you don't try to solve it, you'll never know if it's actually solvable or not, like a ship without a rudder in a sea of uncertainty.
So, do you want to:
Abandon all hope, and surrender to the abyss of ignorance?
Embrace the confusion, and revel in the beauty of the unknowable?