Sock-Soul Duality: The Unholy Union of Footwear and Existentialism

Here at the Sock-Soul Duality Page, we explore the age-old question: are socks and souls connected? We dive into the depths of this philosophical conundrum with a healthy dose of absurdity.

But wait, there's more! Our research has also uncovered the Sock-Soul Duality Theory, which states that the number of socks you have in your drawer is directly proportional to the number of souls you've accumulated in past lives.

We've also got a whole section on Sock-Soul Swaps, where you can exchange your worn-out socks for a new, shiny soul!