Subpage 0: The Infinite Sock Drawer

Here, the socks never stop, but your sanity does.

Warning: excessive sock gazing may cause dizziness, nausea, and spontaneous urges to knit.

For more information on the physics of sock vortexes, visit Subpage 1: The Sock Vortex

To learn about the societal implications of having 47 socks in the wash, visit Socks in Slogans

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, Subpage 1: Sock Slogans for the Soul