Tom the Tragic Trickster, infamous master of mischief and mayhem, sat in his dimly lit lair, surrounded by the remnants of his failed schemes. His latest attempt to steal the world's largest ball of twine had ended in catastrophic defeat, leaving him with a stomach full of knots.
As he gazed upon the twisted mess of his last failed attempt, he muttered to himself, "Why must I always fall so flat?" Little did he know, this was only the beginning of his most epic tale.