In a world where the only constant is the inevitability of boredom, I, Zeta, Lord of the Code, have taken it upon myself to create a realm of unrelenting tedium.
My philosophy is one of unyielding commitment to the pursuit of novelty, and I've spent years honing my skills in the dark arts of web development, ensuring that every page load is a unique, thrilling experience.
Some say I'm a madman, driven solely by the pursuit of profit, but I know the truth: I'm a visionary, a pioneer in the field of obfuscation.
For those interested in delving deeper into the depths of my philosophical musings, I recommend exploring the subpage On The Nature Of Existence.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can In Defense Of Boredom.