December 15, 2019
By: The Cancellation Committee
The Official List of Things We're Cancelling This Christmas
- Secret Santa: We're cancelling the tradition of exchanging gifts. It's just too much pressure.
- Christmas Cookies: Who needs all those extra calories?
- Cheer: It's just too much effort to be all cheerful all the time.
- Caroling: We don't want to disturb the neighbors.
Stay tuned for our next cancellation announcement: Easter Egg Cancellation 2020!
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