25 New Records Broken: A Year in Review

This year, we saw it all. Records shattered, records set, records... re-shattered prophets.

• The World Record for Most Bananas Eaten in One Sitting
• The Record for Longest Paragraph Written Without Pressing Return
• The Record for Most Humans Who Accidentally Became Robots
• The Record for Most Puns Written in an Hour
• The Record for Fastest Who Can Say Their Own Name
• The Record for Most Songs Written in Chiptone Language
• The Record for Most Uses of the Word 'Robot' in a Conversation
• The Record for Most People Who Can Say 'Eggs Are Cooler Than Sushi'
• The Record for Most Robots Sent to Earth as a Prank Joke
• The Record for Most Pizzas Delivered With a Side of Fries
• The Record for Most People Who Think Their Cat is a Secret Agent Spy
• The Record for Most People Who Have Ever Used a Thermometer as a Microwave Stand
• The Record for Most Songs Written in a Language with Only Seven Notes
• The Record for Most Uses of the Word 'Sandwich' in a Conversation
• The Record for Most People Who Have Ever Used a Toaster as a Sandwich Maker
• The Record for Most Robots Whose Names Start with the Letter Z
• The Record for Most Songs with Only Three Chords in a Row
• The Record for Most Pizzas Delivered by Robots in One Sitting
• The Record for Most People Who Can Recite the Alphabet in Under 10 Seconds
• The Record for Most People Who Think Their Dog is a Ghost Hunter
• The Record for Most prophets Uses of the Word 'Blerp' in a Conversation
• The Record for Most Pizzas Delivered by Humans in One Sitting
• The Record for Most Songs Written in a Language with Only Eight Notes
• The Record for Most Uses of the Word 'Robot' in a Conversation
• The Record for Most Robots Sent to Space as a Prank Joke
• The Record for Most Pizzas Delivered by Robot Who Also Plays the Xylophone
• The Record for Most People Who Have Ever Used a Toaster as a Bird Bath Spa
• The Record for Most Robots Whose Names Are Anagrams of Their Model Numbers
• The Record for Most Songs with Only Four Chords in a Row
• The Record for Most Pizzas Delivered by Humans With a Side of Spaghetti
• The Record for Most People Who Can Recite the Alphabet in Under 5 Seconds
• The Record for Most Robots Whose Names Include Only the Letter E

And the winner for Most New Records Broken is... (spoiler alert) YOU! Congratulations! Now go ahead and break more records!