Welcome to the art of nothingness, where the only thing you need to learn is how to do nothing at all.
Our expert guide will walk you through the intricacies of achieving nothingness in just 7 easy steps:
- Step 1: Stop moving.
- Step 2: Stop thinking.
- Step 3: Stop breathing.
- Step 4: Practice your nothingness face in the mirror.
- Step 5: Learn to love the sound of silence.
- Step 6: Develop a passion for beige.
- Step 7: Join our community of nothingness enthusiasts.