After weeks of wandering through the labyrinthine corridors of the Abstruse Abstruse Abstruse Abstraction Facility, our hero finally stumbled upon a door that seemed to lead to the very heart of the mystery. The door was adorned with a cryptic sign that read: "Abstraction: the answer to all of life's questions." Our hero's heart raced with excitement as he turned the handle and pushed the door open.
As he entered the room, he was met with a blindingly bright light that seemed to emanate from a large, abstract sculpture in the center of the room. The sculpture was a jarring amalgamation of shapes and colors, each one more confounding than the last. Our hero shielded his eyes, unsure of what to make of the spectacle before him.
And then, in an instant, it clicked. The meaning of the Abstruse Abstruse Abstruse Abstraction Facility, the meaning of it all, was revealed to him. It was... it was a chair.
Our hero sat down in the chair, feeling a sense of profound relief wash over him. The meaning of it all was, in fact, a chair. He thought back on all the struggles he had faced, all the doors he had opened and closed, and realized that it was all just leading him to this moment, this epiphany. He laughed, tears of joy streaming down his face as he gazed upon the simple, yet transcendent, form of the chair.
Continue to Chapter 5: The Abstruse Abstruse Abstruse Abstraction of Abstracted Abstraction Is a Chair and Other Things