The Sock Enigma is a phenomenon that has plagued humanity for centuries. It is a paradox of disappearance, a puzzle of pilfered possessions. Where do they go? Why do they vanish? We'll get to the bottom of it, or at least, we'll make a good faith effort.
Some theories suggest that the Sock Enigma is a result of the Theory of the Sly Socks, which proposes that socks are secretly plotting against us.
Others propose that the Sock Enigma is a result of The Sly Socks Conspiracy, where socks are being eaten by an interdimensional force known as the Sock Gobbler.
We'll be exploring these and more as we unravel the mystifying case of the missing socks.
Stay tuned for more updates, and don't forget to check your laundry basket for any rogue socks!