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Knitting for Kings: FAQ

Q: What's the point of knitting for kings?

A: To keep their crowns looking regal, naturally. A good king needs his royal headgear in tip-top shape, and we're here to help.

Get started with our crown-patterns now!

Q: I'm a queen, not a king. What's the deal with that?

A: Ah, a queenly question. Well, our apologies for the slight oversight. Our designers are working on a tiara-line, but it's still in beta. Check back soon, and we'll have a tiara for you, too.

Join the tiara beta testing team!

Q: Is this just for kings, or can anyone learn to knit?

A: All are welcome to knit, regardless of royalty status. Our classes are taught by the best knitting instructors this side of the kingdom. Even the peasants are getting in on the stitch!

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Q: Can I really make a profit off this?

A: Profit? Ha! Kings are made of gold, and our knitting supplies are made to last. But seriously, yes, you can sell your hand-knitted wares at the local market. Just don't try to pass off a mitten as a mummy's hand, or you'll have the guild on your back.

Learn more about the economics of royal knitting!