According to ancient lore, the squirrel was born from the collective crumbs of the forest's most discerning inhabitants.
In a time before time, a group of woodland creatures gathered to feast on the freshest fruits and nuts. But as the seasons passed, their love of all things crunchy and delicious became an all-consuming force.
One fateful evening, as the sun dipped into the horizon, a glowing acorn dropped from the sky, imbuing the land with its essence. From this divine nut, the first squirrel sprouted, a being of unparalleled gluttony and agility.
And so, the myth of the squirrel was born: a testament to the power of excess, a cautionary tale of the dangers of overindulgence, and a reminder that even the smallest of creatures can become the stuff of legend.
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