In the land of Procrastinationia, where the sun always shines bright and the couches are always comfy, there existed a great and powerful sage named "Blerg".
Blerg was known far and wide for his unparalleled mastery of the ancient art of doing nothing. His techniques were sought after by kings and queens, and his lectures were the stuff of legend.
But little did they know, Blerg's art was not just a skill, but a way of life. And as we'll soon discover, it's a way of life that's full of...
...absurdity.
To learn more about the Art of Doing Nothing, proceed to Chapter 2: "The Invention of the Sock Drawer".