Tip 3: Be Blunt About the Weather

Politeness is Optional

Listen, let's face it: the weather is a joke. One day it's 90 degrees and sunny, the next it's snowing in April. You can't even trust the forecast.

So, don't bother trying to be diplomatic. When someone asks, "Hey, how's the weather?" just say it straight: "IT'S BEEN POURING RAIN FOR WEEKS, WHY ASK?

Tip 4: Tell it Like It Is ยป

Example Time: A Conversation

Friend: "Hey, what's the weather like today?"

You: "It's been a drizzly mess since January."

Friend: "Oh, yeah. I was just, uh, wondering if you wanted to go for a walk?"

You: "No, we'll just stay inside and drink coffee until the apocalypse."