Listen, folks, let's talk about disaster insurance. I mean, it's not like I'm an expert or anything, but I've seen some stuff. I once knew a guy who had to pay out a whole bunch of cash after his house caught on fire. Long story short, he's still paying for it.
Anyway, here's what I learned from this whole ordeal: never underestimate the power of a well-placed toaster fire. Never. Underestimate. It.
That's all I got for today, folks. Stay safe, stay insured, and for goodness' sake, check your toaster.