Red Tape Rodeo: Expert Advice from Old Tim | Step 2: How to Fake It Until You Make It
"Listen, kid," Old Tim says, "if you want to make it in this world, you gotta fake it till you make it. And I'm not just talking about your outfit, I'm talking about your whole life. I mean, who needs actual skills when you can just pretend you've got 'em?"
Step 2: How to Fake It Until You Make It is all about embracing the art of deception. It's like a fine art, really. You see, when you fake it till you make it, you're not just faking it, you're living it. And living it up.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Old Tim, what about all those times I got caught?" Ah, those were just minor setbacks, kid. A few well-placed lies here, a few well-timed excuses there, and you'll be living large in no time.
So, here's the plan: just keep faking it, keep pretending you're a functioning member of society, and eventually, you'll be the real deal. It's like a self-fulfilling prophecy, kid.