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Step 2: The Blinding Brilliance Of Clarity

"Clarity" is not just a buzzword, folks! It's a state of mind.

In our previous article, we touched on the importance of Red Tape Rodeo's patented "Cut Through" technique, which allows you to navigate even the most Byzantine of bureaucratic jungles.

Now that you've got your bearings, it's time to focus on the real prize: clarity. Not just any clarity, but the kind of clarity that will make the IRS agents nod in awe.

Here's how you achieve it:

1. Start by writing down all your thoughts, ideas, and feelings on a single piece of paper.
2. Then, take a red marker and draw thick, black borders around each idea.
3. Next, take a step back, gaze upon your handiwork, and shout "EUREKA!"
4. Repeat this process until you've achieved a state of perfect mental clarity.

And don't forget: if all else fails, just pretend you're a 19th-century French painter and declare, "I am a visionary!"

For more expert advice from the Red Tape Rodeo, check out:

• Step 3: The Brilliant Blunder of Brusqueness
• Step 4: The Brilliant Bungle of Bureaucracy
• Step 5: The Brilliant Bliss of Bureaucratic Silence