Welcome to the Clown Handler's Union, where the art of carrying clowns is an exact science.
Our members are the best in the business, with a combined experience of 50 years in clown carrying, juggling, and honking.
Meet Jim, our resident expert on all things clown:
Jim has been a clown carrier for 20 years and has carried his fair share of clowns. When he's not carrying clowns, he enjoys eating clown-sized portions of nachos and playing the harmonica.
Jim's favorite clown to carry is Blinky, a 6-foot-3, 300-pound juggling clown with a penchant for knocking over trash cans.
Want to learn how to carry a clown like Jim? Check out our Carry-a-Clown tutorial series