Red Tape Rodeo

Red Tape Tactics

The art of navigating bureaucratic red tape is a delicate dance of forms, signatures, and carefully crafted excuses. In this guide, we'll cover the essential tactics for taming the beast that is red tape.

Chapter 1: The Red Tape Shuffle

Also known as "The Bureaucratic Boogie," this tactic involves a series of rapid-fire form submissions, each one more creative than the last.

Read on for Chapter 2: The Bureaucratic Bop

Chapter 3: The Red Tape Waltz

In this advanced tactic, you'll learn to expertly juggle multiple forms, each one a delicate counterpoint to the others.

See Chapter 3 in action

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