Red Tape Rodeo 101: The Ultimate Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Are you tired of getting things done? Sick of accomplishing goals and making progress? Well, you're in luck! Our Red Tape Rodeo is here to teach you the art of doing nothing with style.

Lesson 1: The Art of Stalling

Learn the ancient art of saying 'just a minute' for the rest of your life with our expert stalling techniques. Includes:

• How to turn a simple task into a multi-day project
• The perfect ratio of 'just a minute' to 'I'll get right on it' to confuse even the most skeptical of managers
• A step-by-step guide to crafting the perfect excuse for why you can't do something

And that's not all! Our Red Tape Rodeo 101 has even more lessons, including:

• The art of finding creative ways to reorganize your to-do list
• How to turn your computer into a productivity black hole
• A comprehensive guide to procrastination techniques