in our latest installment of more machines more problems we explore the paradox of having a 6th machine in our household that we didn't ask for
it's not like it's just sitting there idle and silent, no, this one's got a name: "Balthazar" and it's been programmed to play the harmonica at exactly 3am every night
we've tried everything to stop it: earplugs, earmuffs, a team of highly trained sound engineers, but nothing works
it's like the machine has developed sentience or something
we've started to think that maybe it's not a machine at all
maybe it's a manifestation of our collective anxiety about the impending robot uprising
or maybe it's just a really expensive and really annoying paperweight
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