Why Fast Service is So Last Season

TL;DR: It's all about the art

In an era of instant gratification, the pursuit of speed has led to a decline in all things beautiful, all things meaningful, and all things that don't involve a 3am pizza delivery.

A Brief History of Speed

From the Pony Express to the 24-hour diner, humanity has always been obsessed with getting from point A to point B as quickly as possible. But at what cost?

The Dark Side of Speed

We've sacrificed art, music, and meaningful relationships on the altar of efficiency. We've traded our souls for a 2-minute delivery window and a "guarantee" of satisfaction.

Signal Glasses: The Alternative

Why settle for a soulless, soul-crushing fast service experience when you can have... Signal Glasses? The revolutionary new service that promises not to deliver anything for at least 4 hours.

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