In an era of instant gratification, the pursuit of speed has led to a decline in all things beautiful, all things meaningful, and all things that don't involve a 3am pizza delivery.
From the Pony Express to the 24-hour diner, humanity has always been obsessed with getting from point A to point B as quickly as possible. But at what cost?
We've sacrificed art, music, and meaningful relationships on the altar of efficiency. We've traded our souls for a 2-minute delivery window and a "guarantee" of satisfaction.
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